Incarceration for Protecting Yourself in British Regimes - (Blog)

In Canada any attempts to protect yourself from energy assault weapons that organized crime is currently using leads to incarceration through police psychiatric intervention. Here are some of the inventive lies the Police and Judges have heard to escape incarceration:

Police:

1. No, this is not a faraday cage officer, this is a science project, it shields from cosmic energy to capture neutrino's ..

2. No, this is not a faraday cage officer, when I sleep I need to point North or South, and this is to help me sleep.

3. No, this is not a faraday cage officer, I grounded metal plates with copper wires, connected it to the household piping to see if the water would swirl in a different direction.

4. No, this is not a faraday cage officer, I grounded metal plates to see if it would effect the earths magnetic field.

5. It's to attenuate thunder bolts, not radar.

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Judge:

1. My Lord, Her Majesty The Queen and Crown believes that I built a faraday cage to protect myself from energy assaults and powerful radar. Spectrum Canada informed me that powerful radar only kills pigeons, so I built a shield for them, .. it's for the pigeons My Lord.

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